he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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