Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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