ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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