ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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