Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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