ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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