let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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