just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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