woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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