People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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