but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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