why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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