Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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