The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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