I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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