shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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