i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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