Buhtt sex?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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