Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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