I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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