Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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