that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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