I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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