i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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