now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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