You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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