I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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