And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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