We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Let's paint friendship bongs
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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