So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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