quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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