I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
