we have officially lost it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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