yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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