I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just google imaged poop.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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