I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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