Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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