I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
