I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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