found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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