Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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