I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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