I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize