quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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