hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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