just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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