she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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