Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
ok first of all what the fuck
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