no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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