This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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