I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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