Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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