So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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