Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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