Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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